Amore Paralyzed

I used to think my life was pretty boring, but I also never considered actaully documenting it. I've been having a lot of thoughts about companionship. Not Love persay, but companionship. With things the way they have been going i'm beginning to truly see its value. There's only so much one can truly share with a blank page or a keyboard. Being so guarded definately has its advantages and also its serious pitfalls. but now I can see that sewing ones life along with another's thread to make something bigger and better than one has alone. So where now? I can see the magic and what it can do for others. So now I know what it can do will I make a pace for it. Such a chance, such a gamble to shoot craps with the idea that something may be spark in the night. The invisible strain that's the bridge between two people to be maintained. Only time will tell.

Leaping Pidgeon Dangerous Tit-T

So its time for another installment of the dub blog. Hence fourth, I shall code my adventures in wierd titles and subjects such as the one above. So far this month things have slowed down and so has my energy level. The website work has screached to a hault. Very discouraging by far. Although I've mae the move to a new webhosting service who refuses to let me take my url to the new host. What a bunch of "Mondays" (aka Assholes). I have to call them yet thier lines are always busy. What's that about?

Onto the Main event!

Its Saturday night. I'm pretty bored, I've been vegging all day. I passed up on the Hockey game once more. I've been saying I'm going to go for years. Its about 10pm and the snow has just started coming down. I decide to go down to one of my favorite watering holes for a drink or two. Convinced that the night will be whack all my buddies that work there are standing there moping. Now I must tell this place is called "Newcoms Tavern", I have no historical story or background as of this moment. It went form being your regular bar with 10 year old tables and bar stools to this quasi-shiek place that really doesn't no matter how much mohogany stained wood they putin the joint. Facelift aside its still the place I love. The dark colors will come in the story later. Now its a bit after ten and we're all just yapping in up and having a few drinks and then the motors gets warm. Rob decides its time for shots. hmm?

Yes, one Red Bull and Stoli coming up, then a YeagerBomb, then three more Bud Lights and I'm there. You know? Alcohol is magic, because I swear I dont' remember the other 150 people coming into the bar but oh well. After getting my groove on with one of area's finest latina's I noticed that I was pretty damn drunk. Although in an altered stated I was called on by one of my compadres to check out a group of women. "Hey Dub, go see if they're gay!" Interesting proposition considering that I took one look and said, "Yeah, they're gay." "No man, go see, just go dance with them.", he said. "Ok, but they're gay, but I'll let you know if I'm right." So I venture okver and start to dance with them. I avoiding the 50 year bug eyed woman who seemed to have an attachment to my ass. Now the trio were not a scant group. They were attractive. They were "together" and I just started getting my groove on.

The Sandwhich eventually broke apart and I had to mingle with my buddies which was no big deal. I noticed all night this chick wearing this hat that made her look killa sexy. Rob pointed her out and basically put a mental "That ass is mine" on her. No after much encouragement Rob still didn'twant any play. So while I'm mingling near the stairs. Sorry not to mention this but the place has an upstairs dance floor with one long flight of stairs form it going to the first floor. I'm having a good time joking and what not the BOOM!!!

Oh yes! The fine ass girl with the hat has just tried her leaping pidgeon technique and man would Master Lee be so so upset. This woman did not fall, she fell or rather slammed to the steps as if she grew hindges and was connected to the steps. Its not funny when they fall, but to the most of all degrees she fell terrifically! Now this is a hard thing to do. You don't just learn how to belly smack going down a flight of stairs over night. No, this takes practice baby! REal showmanship and class that only a drunken bitch could display!


-dub-

2:20 am I stay home and trouble still finds me.

So I was chatting witha friend on the phone and then I hung up and put on the headphones. I'm still working on my biz site. I got Lil'Jon's "I don't give a Fuck " playing on itunes. I'm rocking with teh phones blasting thinking of flash and online shopping carts. I hear faintly in the background, "Help!". Now mind you I'm listening to ah song where the lyrics in the chorus are "I don't give a fuck nigga!". So I hear again, "I don't give a fuck nigga!.....help!" I'm sleeping but not that shleepy and I know there's no remix. Think it was my neighbor I go to the door. Didn't sound like him. I was puzzled. He was downstairs so I figure my downstairs neighbor maybe drunk and jsut locked out or something. Then as I cautiously open the door and I see in the front windows the reflection of a guy laying on the floor. What the fuck? I don't know this man. "Help me brotha please, my legs is broke". This guy's ankle was making a turn without the rest of his damn lower leg. I jump on the phone get 911 over here. I got to open the door so that the cops will know where the guy is and as I come out two patrolman approching. "Please take your hand outof your pocket!", "Take your hand out of pocket!". So being a smart ass I say, "Don't worry its just my semi-automatic cordless phone". The nerve of the pair. One cop was older in his 40's the other had to be my age... The old one is cool. Hanging back as I would. After seeing the guy on the ground he dismisses me as a pro would, but the youngin' is still looking at my pocket. LOL! I had the phone hanging out of my pocket. He's casing me and I called them! This didnt' escalate into anything but I thought it was funny that he thought my phone was a hand held rocket laucher! After thuroughly inspecting my AK-Aiwa corless machine phone, he proceeded to badger the guy with the macaroni ankle. If you would've seenthis guys leg you'd thought you were watching a Jet Li movie or Steve Segal doing the whole eblow break thing he does. After about 15 minutes of this man crying in the lobby he was gone and I'm writing this blog chuckling becasue my neighbors are home, awake, and this guy was going to get no help... The next time I ahve to call the cops I'll be sure to come out with my Scream mask and Waffle irom swinging so they can tell me to "Drop the scary waffles sir!!!".

Whew Halloween

Man on man, its been a busy few weeks. This past Halloween was kind of a drag seeing that all my buddies moved out of twon and thier wasn't anyone to roll with for the festivities. I managed as only I can do. I wish i would have taken more pictures. I didn't take any LOL! Anyway, this damn daylight saving time shit is killing me big time. With all my biz projects dragging along it never seems like I have enough time to get anything done!!!! Grrrrr. I'm starting to see that I have to pull people into my circle. Gotta end here...

The Nasty Man

This little guy has been sitting in my drawing books and in my portfolio for the longest. The name is "The Nasty Man" and its kinda symbolic of my style. I keep thing really simple. The character has potential. I know it looks south parkish, but this ain't no damn Cartman! Anyway to those who follow my blog ro know me don't be surprized if you see me wearing apparel with this little guy on here. 

Life of a freelance graphic artist

Whew! I had a couple of days off and pounded away at one logo for a client. With teh helpof some friends I got off to a good foot. I hope she likes t becasue i would like to get paid beofre 2006 if you know what I mean. This shit can be so frustrating doing pretty much everything on your own. Although, there is a wierd sort of fulfillment to it. Anyway, I'm very happy to be making progess in that dept. There hasn't been much in theway of work since I moved into my new plce. jut getting a work area setup has been a challenge. That's enough for now my mood is happy for the time being. Time to go Push some panties!!!!

-dub & Jerr pt. 2. Jerr trying to read the stores across the stadium. 

-dub- and jerr 

-dub-, My bro Jerrm and Mike Mizzo Tail Gaiting. 

This grown man is buttpumping the Bengals Storm Trooper while he's trying to do his duty and take a picture with this young boy and he gets fanny plastered!! 

Always take time to smell the roses or look at a nice ass! 

Derrick, Me, and Killa Rich in the background with teh open mouth. Getting ready to enter Paul Brown Stadium. 

Ok Get This. (Weed Begger)

I cum home and check my messenger window and see a chat budd online. I proceed to have a convo then the topic of weed comes up. This person wanted me to drive to thier house buy them weed. Let them smoke it, and the they would "pay" me back. This same person the weekbefore tried to sell me a tennis bracelt for $50. I know about hard times. This person is going through it. Since I'm the one that's being asked to give when I say no I'm selfish. I dont get it.

I've never had to endure weed begging before. In my opinion, one should not have habits they can't afford, and they definately shouldn't get ripe with people when they can't and won't be a personal welfare system for a weed begger.

example:

cutie4you2c (9/20/2005 11:45:50 PM):
do you have one you could bring me? i could get ya back when i get some

cutie4you2c (9/20/2005 11:46:12 PM):
im broke till my check comes n i aint had any in two days, no funds for it

cutie4you2c (9/20/2005 11:47:53 PM):

well i gotta go try to find someone to get some funds from to try to get it, but ill talk to you soon

this person sits online and finds money for shit...

quite ingenius, just not my cup of tea.

It's Officially fall.

I'm chillin' in the new place glad to be smelling that faint smell from this timeof the year. Its almost like the trees give off a scent of leaves changing color. We've had a bit of a heat wave as of late. Anyway, I super active schedule has calmed down a bit. Trying to hammer out my biz website that's a damn chore. I can't wait until its finally done and I make my first sale or referal from the site. I'mglad also becasue its going to be slowing down as the earth tilts on its axis and we get cooler. With the cooler weather means more push up bras and more tits to see since I don't live near a beach. Football is back and the Fuckin Bengals are kickin ASS!!! I'm in my new place now. I had a roomie before, but I didnt' know it would be this great to hve a place of my own.

whew!!

For some time i've been working two jobs and kin do ignoring my hopes to do the freelance graphic design thing. It pretty dman hard to bring everything together especially ifyou're trying to work from above the table and still retain thigns such as royalties. Enough whining! I've been reading and listening to several different soucres of books and tapes trying to get inspiration. I've been reading a few trade publications and was thinking that maybe I need to boost my confidence when it comes to these sorts of things. I was looking to get incorporated but I think I'm going to seak professional advice since i'm not really setup and ready to make money or deliver a product to eh market. I have a few friends that have the entreprenuerial spirit. Its spring now so at least I won't have to dig mysel fout of a lunch meeting or get stuck when leave one of my many jobs. Nuff Said

dub - My logo I use for my promotions here in town. 

Condition Before Birthday

I have all my limbs everything seems to be working morally outside of a little family drama I'm good to go. This year has been a good one so far. some interesting events have happened recently. I've been stood up on dates and engagements so many times that i just know the damn drill now. A valuable experience indeed. Ladies if you're reading just tell me the truth. My mood right now is that I'm blessed and that I want to spend more time with the family. I hope to get my company up and running by summer with a decent amount of accounts due. I'd love that so much I was supposed to do the Miami thing but I'll have to wait on that one until later in this year. Maybe a trip across pond will bless me way :D?

The Welcome Matt

Well this is the blog thing. Its Friday and I'm sitting here folding like 75 lbs. of my laundry. How in the hell did I get so many clothes? You'd think I was rich. It's the day after Green Pattie's Day, I didn't' really go out or anything I had to work in the morning and didn't want to have to drag my kidneys behind me at work.