3 Vice Detectives
When you are leaving a strip club pretend like you're in Fullujah.
Get low! If someone says they are the police. You're best bet
Is to get your ass on the ground! I'm sure there's a huge buzz
About this story and this is exactly why I'm writing about it.
If you know that police carry guns and you are in the city limits
Of New York City you have two choices. Comply or shoot back.
Please do not choose the second option. Its evident that using
Your police issued firearm comes with no more the inconvenience
Than an investigation that ends with a nod and a wink from a judge.
