Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Love Referee

Have you ever just wondered if we need or own personal referee for our everdy lives? I mean if we get out of hand and or treated unfair or wronged in some way. Maybe we could have wierd calls like, "intentional frowning." Or maybenot to have a full scale officiating team for your everyday life, but only when it counts. Like when you have a big decision to make, or when you're in a heatd debate with someone. You should be able to throw the challenge flag when you think you need a review. Case in point, when you get pulled over for a ticket and you were speeding. You should be able to throw the challenge flag on the cops to see if it was actually you that was speeding. Or if you make a bad call on a personal decision like wearing the right colored shoes. If someone comes by and says some pure moronic gem like, "Wow those shoes are nice. Are they new?" Knowing full well that you've had this pair of shoes for nine months. You should be able to hit the jerk with a "False Start" penalty and make he or she repeat thierself. The penalty would be a kickin that nuts. Of course the accused can choose to challenge the play, but only if he or she sincerely believed the shoes where new. The referee would have to reivew the play to see how the person truly felt when they hit you with the obvious lame call.

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